"She's really pretty, I mean, not like, so pretty that I want to take her picture all the time, but still pretty." - Yikes, you're hard to please.

"I think I'm going vegitarian. I mean, like, I'll eat fish and stuff, but I just hear it's so good for you."
 - I think that defeats the whole purpose deary. If you eat fish, you aren't vegitarian, you just  don't eat red meats. Don't claim to be what you ain't.

"I studied all day, like ALL DAY for the Book of Mormon final. And I needed a 91 on the final to get an A in the class. Dude, I got a 76. I give up! " - I feel you girl. Who needs to take tests on the Book of Mormon anyway?! Finals week...

"She went to FHE and came back under the influence! I mean, someone must have had drugs. Salt Lake City is either full of anti-mormons, or jack-mormons." -Good to know friend, I guess we know now where to get a good stash from.

"Well, I AM eating for two, and I'm so hungry all the time I could eat my husband's arm." -Either someone's prego, or cannibalism is back in style.

"I know that I need to go on my mission. Last night, I prayed that my bishop would help me with my mission papers. When I woke up in the middle of the night, I checked my phone and my bishop had texted me saying my mission papers were open again." -Sounds like an answer to prayer my friend.